Deleted Scenes
What follows is a description of each scene in More
Things That Happened, which can be found on the Extras disk.
1
Smithy comes home late. Sue warms him up some dinner.
2
Sue takes out the trash, looking more frumpy and downtrodden than ever.
3
Smithy looks for his shoes, gets frustrated, gives Sue some subtle verbal
abuse. This scene really fleshes out their combative, loveless relationship—perhaps
too much.
4
This is by far the longest scene in More Things That
Happened. It probably takes
place in the United States, not Poland (note the swimming pool and
lack of snow), at what appears to be a wealthy person's residence. People in
one area of the house are having a party—dancing to music and whatnot,
but we join the Phantom (definitely the contemporary Inland Empire
incarnation, not the Polish one) in a quiet corner. There are many
paintings on the walls, and pretty much all of them have something
to do with falling into hell. Lost Girl enters the scene. Don't ask
me how she got from Old Poland to contemporary America, why she doesn't
(or claims not to) speak Polish, or where her 80s hair came from. I
guess we just have to suspend our disbelief on all counts. She approaches
the Phantom wanting to buy a lucky watch. Their conversation is torturously
drawn-out. I'm not sure that we should really conclude much from this
scene. We do get a better sense of Lost Girl's general desperation, I guess.
But the scene appears to suggest (not even in a subtle way) that she
sold her soul to the devil or something like that, which is incoherent
in the greater INLAND EMPIRE context. It also strikes me that the Phantom
character we see here is fairly inconsistent with the one we see in
the actual film. There are probably many reasons that this scene was
cut. It's interesting, but I'm not sure it belongs even in More
Things That Happened.
5
Unlike the Mr. K scenes in the film, this one has flashbacks to illustrate
the storytelling. This sort of deflates the intensity of Laura Dern's
performance, but now the monologue carries over as narration as we
plunge into the flashback. Sue wanders through hallways with ominous
lights flashing. She walks across the street and finds herself in a
house that's not her own but looks exactly like it. Creepy. Sue wanders
down another hall. Cut to Nikki Grace's mansion and, yes, Nikki Grace.
Time elapses. Sue, in cheap-looking formalwear, finds Nikki lying on
the floor and promptly disappears from the scene. Well, it's not exactly
Nikki. She's wearing movie star sunglasses and the man on the phone
repeatedly calls her Nikki, but she speaks like Sue and alludes to
a real-life murder having taken place. To make things more confusing,
unspecific Polish voiceover is sprinkled across the scene. And the
rabbits make an intense cameo. (They're probably trying to communicate
with her.) The man on the phone is probably her lover, but—guess
what—he sounds nothing like Billy Side. The Nikki we see here
is actually some kind of midway-point between Nikki and Sue. This is
my favorite scene in More Things That Happened. Though it may not belong
in the feature film, it's pure Lynch.
6
Nikki's friend or sister tells her a story that approximates the opening
blurred-face hotel room scene.
7
Sue does random domestic chores. Two prostitutes play with a UFO toy
in the other room.
8
Smithy goes out (ominously, of course). Sue sits at home. Abstract light
takes over the scene. And then—oh, there's Billy's freshly murdered
body lying on the street. I guess we know why Smithy went out.
9
This brief scene gives us a better taste of the Baltic circus—"Cyrk
Zalewski." Smithy does a trick with a horse.
10
Sue, talking with Mr. K again, tells a colorful story about living at
her sister's house. This is classic stuff. She and Mr. K have a bit
more interaction, too.
"You gotta understand... I was 41 years old
in 1960. I'm freaked out about it, cause I lost a bunch of years."
11
A sad 10-minute scene with the prostitutes that seems longer. We definitely
see their dark and desperate side here. Kinda spoils the magic, honestly. |